Can You Spare a Square?
You ever sit down and 'drop' a big one and halfway through the push, you realize that you are out of toilet paper? It happened to me tonight but one of the avenges of having a child in the house is that are very willing to help you out, sort of! In my case I asked Brody (4 years old) to go to the other bathroom and get mommy some toilet paper. So I wait and wait and wait and then finally he appears with one single square of toilet paper!
Well he had to go back and get mommy some more and yes you guess correct-one single sheet again!
The toilet paper problem reminded me of a certain Seinfeld episode-Here is the clip!