Poop

Colorado will soon be able to mass test poop for COVID-19.

A Denver couple was shot after a man got angry about their dog pooping near his apartment.

A fight about not picking up dog poop lead to a shooting in Colorado.

I kinda feel bad because this girl had no idea what a bird just did to her ice cream cone. But what the bird does next is just plain rude. And disguising. And hilarious.

This is it. This is what the internet has been moving towards ever since it was created. It's a person being pooped on ... by a baby.