Try as you might, you really can't beat the system. Octomom Nadya Suleman tried and failed, and she could end up in jail for five years for her efforts.
As if he wasn't unhinged enough, Michael Lohan is now claiming that he helped Octomom -- aka Nadya Suleman -- get on the path to rehab to kick her Xanax addiction.
Through his super-secret non-profit organization in Florida, of course. So that's a thing.
Nadya Suleman has been doing everything she can to remain relevant in the spotlight since she earned her infamous nickname “the Octomom.” She jumped in the boxing ring. She took a twirl on the stripper pole. She even stepped in front of the camera to shoot an adult film. Now she’s back, and instead of assaulting your vision, this time she’s after your ears as well.