Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
5 Celebrities Who Almost Look Better As Zombies
On AMC's 'The Walking Dead,' our planet is overrun with flesh-eating zombies. And while Snooki, Donald Trump, John Mayer, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan aren't quite pretty enough to play the undead, we have the fix for that. We've zombie-fied those annoying individuals to make them picture-perfect, and even given them appropriate new names -- just in time for Halloween.
Helen Hunt + Leelee Sobieski – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Maybe we're all wrong about this, but we thought human cloning was illegal. And if it is, then how do you explain the fact that Hollywood obviously made an exact copy of Helen Hunt and called her Leelee Sobieski? (We suppose "Helen Hunt Version 2.0" would have been too obvious.)
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This fixer-upper in Los Angeles is owned by a jack-of-all-trades who's more self-important than the majority of celebrities (quite a feat, that). In addition to being an actor, this homeowner blogs, teaches and holds God knows how many degrees by now.
Celebrity Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours
Prom season is almost upon us. Which means boys are renting tuxes and limos, girls are trying on frothy dresses, and everyone is prepping for an after-party filled with alcohol and lost virginities. We kid. (Sort of.)
Baby North West’s Wardrobe Already Costs More Than Yours Ever Will [PHOTOS]
New parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally made their first official public debut together after giving birth to baby North West, and it really worked out in their favor. Specifically because they arrived at Paris Fashion Week and they were immediately inundated with presents -- very costly designer presents for their baby, who we hope was assume was back at the hotel with a nanny. Read Mor
Did Taylor Swift Land Role in the Film Adaptation of ‘The Giver’?
Taylor Swift will make her triumphant return to the big screen, as she's reportedly landed a supporting role in the film adaptation of the dystopian children's novel 'The Giver.' Just in time for Banned Books Week! Good job, Hollywood, supporting literary freedom of speech.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Reveals He Has a Secret Girlfriend
Dashing the hopes and dreams of everyone everywhere, Joseph Gordon-Levitt revealed that he does have a girlfriend -- he just doesn't talk about her much because she's not in the biz. Please don't shoot the messenger!
Farrah Abraham’s Dad Is Really Amused By Her Upcoming Sex Toy Line [NSFW PHOTO]
In case you haven't heard the horrifying news, molds have been taken of Farrah Abraham's chest and lady parts and will be sold as sex toys in 2014. But even more terrifying, her dad thinks this is a really awesome business decision.
Britney Spears Stabs Pepsi in the Back and Makes Money Off Coca Cola
Britney Spears has finally answered the age old question, "Coke or Pepsi?" and double-crossed her former Pepsi sponsors in the process with her stock portfolio.
Despite What You May Have Heard Christina Aguilera + Adam Levine Are Not Mortal Enemies
Christina Aguilera is returning to the reality singing competition 'The Voice' after her one-season absence -- and from rumors that she and fellow coach Adam Levine don't like each other.