Rob Kardashian Says He Would Never Have a Baby Out of Wedlock Like Some People
Ah, the love between siblings. It's a beautiful thing. Especially when your brother is Rob Kardashian and he insults you for getting pregnant before being married. Or rather, being pregnant without being married to the father of your baby.
To be fair, Kim is married, just not to Kanye West, the father of her fetus. We hate when that happens.
When asked by E! News how he felt about the billionth addition to the Kardashian family, Rob said the repetitive, "It's beautiful. It's a blessing ... Kim's never had a baby, so it's going to be a beautiful blessing."
What about it being a beautiful blessing? Would you say the new baby is a beautiful blessing Rob?
Although when the media outlet asked him about his own plans for the future, he couldn't help but comment, “You gotta be married, first that's my rule: marriage, then baby!”
While Rob thinks its important to be married before giving birth, the rest of his family is a little more laid back, with this being the third bastard Kardashian born into the family.
Thankfully this kind of thing will never happen to Rob, because he would never ever date a woman who had premarital sex with multiple partners -- because those kinds of women are whores.
Now all that's left is to sit back and wait for Rob to inadvertently create a new trending topic: Slutdashian. We'll be waiting.