If Santa Claus was from Grand Junction, his sleigh would be a Subaru and he would wear Crocs. If Santa was from Grand Junction, this is what he'd be like.

Grand Junction Santa Claus would be different than North Pole Santa. Everything from his sleigh to his cookies would be different. We asked you what Santa would be like if he was from Grand Junction on our Facebook and this is what Speedo Man aka J.B. Hart aka Santa would be like.

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Veronica Johnson commented on our Facebook and says that if Santa Claus was from Grand Junction, he'd actually be Speedo Man. Robintix Perryman says that Santa is from Grand Junction and his real name is J.B. Hart. Apparently you can visit Grand Junction Santa all year at Hart Music.

Dawanna Bruhn says that if Santa Claus was from Grand Junction, his reindeer would be wrapped in freezer paper and be in the freezer.

Kyle Dunn commented on our Facebook and says that if Santa was from Grand Junction he'd borrow some presents, say they were stolen and then sell them on Craigslist. Mrs. Claus is doing time for another domestic violence charge and CPS took the elves.

Natalie Christensen says that Grand Junction Santa Claus would drive a Subaru, wear Crocs and love his dog more than anything. We also think that his cookies would be edibles and Daisy Thompson says he'd wear Birkenstocks and a Patagonia jacket.

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