I Asked My 6 Year Old To Rename These 8 Popular Grand Junction Landmarks, The Results Are Surprisingly Hilarious

My son Zayd, has an incredible imagination, and he usually does a good job of looking at the world in his own, special way. I decided it would be pretty funny to take him to different Grand Junction Landmarks, and ask him to rename that landmark (or area) whatever he felt best described each item. The results are delightfully hilarious.

The Colorado Monument:

Zayd's Rename - The Endless Mountain Of Rocks...That Has Bushes

North Avenue:

Zayd's Rename - Awkward Danger Street

Riverside Area:

Zayd's Rename - Creepy but Shady Street

The Redlands Parkway Bridge:

Zayd's Rename - The Human Colored Safety Bridge

Scenic Elementary:

Zayd's Rename - The School with (some) Nice Teachers

The Redlands:

Zayd's Rename - Peaceful Town

Clifton:

Zayd's Rename - Construction Place

Orchard Mesa Cemetary:

Zayd's Rename - Place of Gates and Tombs

I had so much fun asking him to rename Grand Junction Landmarks, that I will most likely write a follow-up article on this, soon. I'm thinking about showing him pictures of some of our most popular local wildlife, and allowing him to create his own fun names for each.