Grand Junction’s Naughty List This Christmas
Now, now, if you made this list I'm sorry you're getting a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas.
I've only been in Grand Junction for six months and I'm surprised that Santa would entrust me to deliver such an important message such as this.
I'm so sorry it's YOU. Yes ... YOU!
The one that puts the pedal to the medal when the light turns green only to find yourself stopped at the next red light with the same car that you were next to when you took off at the last light. Silly buck that put you on the naughty list.
Okay now, I'm not sure why so many people have a hard time going the wrong way on 4th and 5th Street, but those of you that just don't get it you're receiving a lump of coal this Christmas as a reminder for you to THINK and PAY ATTENTION for Pete's sake.
Roundabout fool that never uses their blinker when exiting the circle and feels the need to stop at a yield sign even though nobody is in the roundabout. I agree with Santa on this one ... you deserve a lump of coal.
Slowpokes in the drive-thru. If you're re-loading a gift card when there are 15 cars behind you, you have no idea what you want and need some time to study the menu, or you're ordering a massive amount of food for the office. You get a lump of coal for being rude and not going inside. Can't be inconsiderate to others, it's not nice.
Those that wear their pajama's and slippers to Walmart. I actually work with three employees that do this. Sorry guys. Santa thinks it's impolite. I tried to defend my fellow co-workers, but you get a lump of coal.
Remember, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just a little elf doing my job.