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Pickup Lines That Only Work in Grand Junction
The pickup line, probably the greatest show of effort by males in the history of mankind.
There very few things that we put as much thought into, as we do our feeble attempts to appear witty to women. I like to believe, however, that some of our greatest achievements as men came about due to this level of thinking and preparation.
I went around Grand Junction and asked several people if they knew any pickup lines that would only work in Grand Junction. The outcome is nothing short of incredible:
1. It's really dry and dirty....you'll love it!
2. Who needs Netflix? I have goats!
3. They are comparing you to mountains, for goodness sake!
4. I'm Not Even Touching This One...
5. Just don't check out my Tinder profile!
6. Want me to get you high back?
7. You Light Up The Whole State of Colorado!
8. Ok, but for real...EVERYWHERE I go!
9. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
10. So, like every 5 minutes!
11. With Extra Cream!
12. Get It? Because I'm surrounded by mountains!
13. #shotsfired
14. This One Would Probably Work...
15. Thank You, I'll Be Here All Week!
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