Do You Know How to Kiss a Girl? It’s Time to Learn

Gentlemen in the early 1900s sure had game, they even had a step-by-step plan to kissing girls. It's time to learn how to properly kiss a girl.

So you want to kiss that special-lady friend you've had your eye on for awhile now, you're just not sure how to go about it. If you follow the friendly tips above, your sure to get to first base.

To save you time, here's the abridged version:

Stand facing her, and don't tell her what you're about to do. You wouldn't want her running away from you.

Gaze into her eyes, if she digs you, they'll sparkle.

Sigh a few times, not sure why you'd do this, but it's suggested. Then say something sweet, about her lips. If you say it properly, she'll blush. Then you really know she's into you.

Only kiss her if she's chewing Listerated Pepsin Gum ... wait what? This is an ad for chewing gum. You sly dogs!

Looks like we're out of luck, we can't find Listerated Pepsin Gum anywhere.

[reddit]