John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Flappy Bird to Return to Mobile Devices Soon
Are you ready for the glorious return of Flappy Bird? Because it's finally happening!
Goat Simulator Cometh on April Fools Day
Did you ever want to know what it feels like to be a goat, one of the Internet's most revered creatures? Wonder no more, because Goat Simulator is being released soon.
Frozen with Censored Scenes Really Lets It Go
Disney's 'Frozen' just got released on digital download, so fans everywhere are letting it go. But how much funnier would the movie be with unnecessary censorship?
What This Whale Does is Both Surprising and Funny
When one encounters a majestic beast such as a whale in the wild, the experience is usually awe-inspiring. That wasn't the case for this lady.
Candy Crush Makers Drop ‘Candy’ Trademark Claim
King, the creators of Candy Crush Saga, have just dropped their application for the trademark to "Candy" in the US.
This Little Girl and Her Cat Rock a Righteous Duet
This just might be the best commercial for a mobile network with a singing cat that you'll ever see.
These Ping Pong Trick Shots are Insane
What do you get when you combine Pringles cans, ping pong balls and a bunch of dudes with cameras? An amazing collection of ping pong trick shots.
Goats Balancing on Steel Ribbon will Mesmerize You
So these goats balancing on a flexible steel ribbon is a thing.
Jimmy Fallon and Will Smith Show Us the Evolution of Hip Hop Dancing
One of Jimmy Fallon's first big moments on The Tonight Show was a performance called "Evolution of Hip-Hop Dancing," with the Fresh Prince himself, Will Smith.
Fall in Love with the 7 Greatest Sports Marriage Proposals
Valentine's Day might be over, but the love is still overflowing. Watch this video featuring seven of the best sports marriage proposals ever.