John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
The Empire Strikes at Sochi in This Funny Video
What makes watching the Sochi 2014 Winter Games even better? Seeing footage of AT-ATs from Star Wars intercut with all of the spills.
These Animals Cuddling Together are the Cutest Things You’ll See Today
What's cuter than an adorable critter snoozing the afternoon away? A bunch of them napping together!
You’ll Never Guess What Happened to Johnny Quinn Again
Just days after he got stuck in a bathroom and had to hulk his way out, US bobsledder Johnny Quinn has suffered another unfortunate turn of events at Sochi 2014.
Is This a Scene from a Slasher Flick or from Sochi 2014?
Johnny Quinn, an Olympic bobsledder for the US, was in his hotel bathroom -- and then this happened.
Facebook Turns 10 and Gives You a Look Back at Your Memories
Facebook has turned 10 years old! To celebrate, they're giving you a retrospective look back at your history on Facebook, from your first moments to your most popular posts.
GoPro Footage of the Stratos Jump is the Best Thing You’ll Watch All Day
Remember the historical Stratos Jump last October, during which Felix Baumgartner jumped from more than 24 miles above the Earth's surface? Well, now there's GoPro footage of Baumgartner's famous descent.
What Happened During the Super Bowl MVP’s Speech Surprised Us
Malcolm Smith of the Seattle Seahawks was named the Most Valuable Player of the Super Bowl. He was set to give a post-game speech, but then this happened.
10 Most Hilarious Amazon Customer Reviews of the $39,997.99 Samsung 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV
People have taken to leaving comments on a listing for a Samsung 85-inch 4K Ultra HD TV on Amazon. We've culled 10 of the most hilarious comments.
We Never Thought We’d See This Kind of Footage in the Wild
We have some penguins, a caracara bird and some eggs. It seems like a normal scene for a nature film, right? What happens next might shock you.
Epic Meal Time Creates Giant Pork Cheetos
Just in time for Game Day, the crew at Epic Meal Time have created more culinary affronts to nature called Pork Cheetos. And they look delicious.