Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Jason Sudeikis Smuggles Drugs + Jennifer Aniston Strips in the Red Band Trailer for ‘We’re the Millers’ [NSFW VIDEO]
A new trailer has sprung up for the soon to be released comedy 'We're the Millers,' and it delivers every single thing you could possibly want in a movie.
Two Tabloid Photographers Claim Amanda Bynes Is Doing Drugs + Has Dirty Hobbit Feet
Amanda Bynes has been relatively silent lately, signaling the inevitable meltdown that was to come. And (ta-dah!) it's here -- in the form of a new report that Amanda is drugging it up, shirking personal hygiene and blacking out her windows.
Tan Mom’s New Music Video Penetrates Your Ears Like UV Rays [VIDEO]
Last time we checked in on Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil, she had released a rap song, 'It's Tan Mom,' to which the 'Chelsea Lately' staff couldn't help but bust a move.
Now the full song is out, and it's worse than you thought.
Carmen Electra’s New Single Challenges You to a Genitalia Measuring Competition
Once upon a time, Carmen Electra was a Prince protegee. Since then, she's been more of an actress and all-around hot babe than a singer -- but with the release of her new single, 'Bigger D-ck,' all that could change.
Maria Shriver, Brandi Glanville, Jim Gaffigan + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 17) celebrities got clean, admired tabloids, dissed fancy foods, navigated traffic and had at least one good cry.
LeAnn Rimes May or May Not Have Bought Herself a Whole Lot of Twitter Followers
Country star and internet villain LeAnn Rimes has once again come under fire -- this time from observant detractors claiming she's been purchasing Twitter followers.
So It Turns Out Melissa Joan Hart Isn’t a Bankable Movie Star
It looks like Melissa Joan Hart could have used some teenage witch magic -- the actress has put the kibosh on her ill-fated Kickstarter campaign after it failed to raise enough money for a movie she wanted to do.
So Kanye West Walked Into a Pole and Then Cussed Out a Photographer [NSFW VIDEO]
Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.
‘American Idol’ May Fire Every Judge It Has + Start Fresh Next Season
Mariah Carey might not be the only one out of a job at 'American Idol.' If one report is to be believed, the show plans on doing some serious housecleaning during which all four judges will be axed in an attempt to quell the program's bleeding ratings.
James Deen Wants You to Get Off Farrah Abraham’s Back Already [VIDEO]
Porn stars need to stick together -- and not just literally.
XXX star James Deen has come out in defense of his 'Backdoor Teen Mom' co-star Farrah Abraham after social media sites exploded upon seeing the 21-year-old mother hide his salami in every which way possible.