Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Martha Stewart Has Found Five Men Online Who Aren’t Completely Creepy [VIDEO]
Martha Stewart is really taking this whole Match.com thing seriously -- narrowing down 20,000 possible suitors to five in record time.
Amanda Bynes Gives Crazy Interview to Explain She’s Not Crazy
Before that video of her twerking out at a nearby gym went viral, Amanda Bynes -- hoping to prove her sanity to the world -- sat down with gossip rag InTouch for a tell-all interview.
Maybe the New York Times was just busy.
Here’s Amanda Bynes Twerking … Er, Working Out at a New York City Gym [VIDEO]
Some crafty individual who holds a membership to Amanda Bynes' gym uploaded a video of what she claims to be Bynes working out -- with moves like a Muppet being operated by a detoxing junkie.
Martha Stewart’s Match.com Profile Is Pretty Much Just What You’d Imagine
When Martha Stewart was on the 'Today' show on Monday, April 29, she revealed that she'd created a Match.com account -- because the only man in her life right now is Snoop Lion.
Now the details of the profile have emerged, and they're pretty much exactly what you'd expect.
Mariah Carey + Nick Cannon Renewed Their Vows … Again [PHOTOS]
On April 30, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their five-year wedding anniversary by renewing their vows, just like they did last year (apparently it's super hard to remember them otherwise).
Amanda Bynes Looks Fantastic But Needs a Serious Reality Check [PHOTOS]
Things have been looking up for Amanda Bynes since she took initiative and shaved off half her hair. She seems more in control and less disheveled.
And yesterday (April 30), demonstrating she knows her Twitter audience well, she posted some pictures of her boobs.
No One Seems to Want Socks Designed by Rob Kardashian
Rob Kardashian, the one Kardashian people aren't clamoring to keep up with, designed a pricey line of socks that's reportedly selling so poorly, it may be pulled from shelves.
Anne Hathaway Hates the Paparazzi So Much, She Got in a Stranger’s Car to Avoid Them [VIDEO]
Seems actress Anne Hathaway has so much disdain for photographers, she'd rather take her chances with random strangers.
Of course, given her past experiences, who could really blame her.
Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Are Obviously Totally in Love, You Guys [PHOTOS]
If you are feeling disillusioned with notions of romance, look no further than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian - even though they barely see each other.
‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Was Arrested For Heroin Possession But Isn’t Doing Porn Yet
Being an MTV 'Teen Mom' is pretty competitive these days. It's a constant struggle between putting food in the mouths of children and upstaging other teen moms.
So, with Farrah Abraham shopping porn around, the natural move for any other teen mom would be to attack their spouse and possess enough heroin to murder a pack of elephants. Enter Jenelle Evans.