10 Truths We Cannot Deny As Adults
As a kid all we wanted to do was grow up and become an adult, now that we're all adults -- term loosely used of course -- we'd love to go back to the day of being a kid! Here are 10 truths about being and adult that are spot on!
Just Nine More Minutes
It's impossible to find your car keys in your pocket, find your cell phone or even Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but as soon as the alarm goes off you can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1 .7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
You're Completely Wrong
That moment when your arguing with your significant other or friend and you realize you're wrong. Instant shame!
No Need to Do Laundry
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
Everyday at 2:30
Sitting at your desk during the work day when you come to the realization that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
It's Just Scribbling
Why were we taught cursive when no one ever uses it?
This One Time...
Your worst decisions make your best stories.
Sure! What He Said
During a conversation you say "What?" a few times before you just smile and nod, even though you don't have a clue what they just said.
Appropriate Protection
The first "Cup" was used in 1874 during a hockey game, the first helmet was used in 1974. It took men 100 years to realize their brain is just as important.
Roll It In a Ball
Is there a correct way to fold a fitted sheet? Someone has to have a schematic.
Missed Calls
Every time you miss a call by the last ring , but when you call back, it rings and rings, then goes to voicemail. At that point you realize it wasn't important.