What’s The Stupidest Way You’ve Injured Yourself
What is the dumbest way YOU'VE ever hurt yourself? I ran across an online discussion about the STUPIDEST ways people have injured themselves and I've got the TOP six!
But FIRST I have a confession . . . I am guilty of KNOCKING myself silly!
How you ask?
Well I INGENIOUSLY stacked two buckets on top of each other to reach the top of a door jamb. The problem was one was square and one was round . . . needless to say when I tried to stand on them, they scissored out from under me like a bottle rocket on the 4th of July, my feet flew over my head and I landed on my back passed out on the sidewalk . . .
While your laughing at other peoples misery be thinking about the dumbest way you've injured YOURSELF so you can share too!
Here's the top 6 from Reddit:
- I dropped the shampoo in the shower and bent over to pick it up. My butt cheeks touched the freezing cold shower door and I shot forward and headbutted the wall. It hurt, and I probably should've been knocked out.
- I was reading in bed, lying on my back, holding the book up . . . but I was tired and dropped the book on my face. I needed stitches.
- I pulled a groin muscle playing bowling on Nintendo Wii.
- I needed three stitches when I caught my finger in the binding of my company's accident prevention plan manual.
- I was in class and had a sneezing fit. I sneezed so hard it knocked me forward so I hit my nose on the desk. That knocked me backwards, made my chair flip over, and I hit my head on the floor. I was unconscious and bleeding.
- My friend tried to do a 'Dukes of Hazzard' slide across the hood of a car and pierced his butt cheek on a rusty windshield wiper.
Take a listen to what some friends had to say:
Not ready to admit what stupid thing YOU'VE done? Check out this video of "Dumb Ways to Die"
Here's a few submitted by Mack Fans: