The Guys in the Office Really Can Aim — I Swear

A coworker wrote a story recently about the state of affairs in our company rest room. I'm not so sure why she thinks it was one of us guys. Here's what I think is happening.

I mean really? First of all a lot of woman don't want to actually sit on a public toilet seat, and since there are no cheek protectors in the bathrooms we don't really know the truth do we?

And another thing, the soft soap in that bathroom is a sort of yellow/orange color so it could be someone (a guy) who was in a hurry to wash their hands, as we are always in a hurry.

But my guess its the boss's dog. Ive seen him bring his beloved pooch in on weekends and when he stops in on a rare occasion in the evening.

I had IT pull some surveillance footage and this is what he found. So it's not always the sloppy guy, but rather a dog (female) that was just not very careful. Us guys are awaiting our apology and we like pizza with no anchovies or veggies please.