The Grand Valley Is Full of Portals + We’re A Science Project
Marcellina Beckwith from Paonia sees lights pulsating over the Grand Valley on a regular basis. This is because the Grand Mesa is home to numerous portals and vortexes which allows unearthly beings to travel.
There are reptoids inside the Grand Valley that are working with the military. Don't trust the reptoids. Or humans. We're so angry and hostile that no one comes to hang, just to travel and observe their science project.
That's why we're so far away from everything else, in a completely different universe. But you probably can't see them because they're in a different dimension than us lil ole humans.
...your earth might need our help, to save you from a disaster...