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I know it's summer already, but that doesn't mean the local Grand Junction tanning salons are seeing any less business. I actually tan, because it's the only way I can deal with my farmer's tan. I'm on the river and outside so often, that I'll get tan everywhere other than where my shirt (or life vest) is, and it really bothers me.

Summer is quickly approaching, and everyone is doing their best to get their bodies ready to enjoy the great outdoors. Some people choose to starve themselves, some buy a gym membership and hit it hard for a few weeks. Some others, choose artificial sunlight to hide their veins by darkening their pigment, with artificial sunlight.

Summer is basically here, right? And with the Memorial Day weekend just around the corner this might be the time to start thinking summer, and how not to get cooked this weekend, or all summer for that matter.