Quitting

This fella is ready to a-ply for different work.

If you decide to go cold turkey while quitting cigarettes during the Great American Smokeout on Thursday, you can get yourself a free cold turkey sandwich with McCalister's Deli.

Anybody who's ever had a bad boss will appreciate the antics of the employees at a store in Rochester, New York.

We saw this amazing resignation cake and got inspired. Not to quit our jobs, but to admire the ways others have in the past. Our most "creative" quit was telling the owner of a Chinese buffet over the phone that they couldn't yell at us anymore, because we quit so there. Compared to these, that just isn't that impressive.

Just about everyone has dreamt about quitting a job in a grand fashion. Not only was Chris Holmes able to pull off a splashy exit from his nine-to-five as a border control agent at London's Stansted Airport, but he was able to do so in a way that should drum up some business for his new endeavor.