Hipsters

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In the latest of strange hipster crazes next to Che Guevara worship, hipsters have started to fork over thousands of dollars for the sake of facial hair transplants.

Hipsters are slowly taking reign over the world, and something needs to be done. That's just what a couple of New York City artists are doibg by placing "hipster traps" around the city. Don't you think it's about time we incorporate these in Grand Junction?

In a tacit admission that Brooklyn has become hopelessly overrun by hipsters, a Jewish Orthodox school in Borough Park recently banned the wearing of "thick plastic eyeglasses" among its student body. No word on whether skinny jeans or lumberjack shirts are next.