Farting

Scientists Advise Airplane Passengers to Fart After Takeoff
Scientists Advise Airplane Passengers to Fart After Takeoff
Scientists Advise Airplane Passengers to Fart After Takeoff
So you're on an airplane, midair, plane is packed and even after the TSA groped you all the sudden you have a bomb on board. You can feel it within you getting bigger and wanting to unleash, a huge fart, should you dare unleash it in the plane?
Well I Never!
Well I Never!
Well I Never!
Do you know what "SBD" stands for? I know most of you reading this have had a few SBDs -- Silent But Deadly, passed gas, cut the cheese -- sneak out, maybe in the car or  maybe even on a first date?