Snooki Creature Found in New Jersey River
A new creature has been found in the river in New Jersey. People are trying to figure out where this thing came from but I don't think they are looking in the right places.
This creature has to be Snooki's baby. Think about it, if Snooki was your mother where would be the first place you would run to get away from her, the river. I think Snooki has been way to drunk lately to figure out that her baby is missing. Tell her we found it...better yet, don't tell her anything.
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