10 Phrases Grand Junction Uses Instead of Cussing

It is absolutely amazing to me how creative we have become when we are in a position where we cannot swear. Think about it, sometimes coming up with a creative cover can be tough!

Here are my Top 10 phrases, I have heard since I have been in Grand Junction.

1. Cheese and Rice -- you know, instead of using J---- C-----.
2. Fudge -- a good substitute for the "f-bomb".
3. Bulls Hit -- just a little BS.
4. Mother Father -- don't say the mother of all words.
5. Shut The Front Door -- STFU!
6. Poppy Cock -- still a little dirty.
7. Bob Saget -- who actually has a really foul mouth.
8. Holy Macaroni -- good to eat, better to say.
9. Dittle Squittle -- not sure about this one, but I like it.
10. Good Gravy -- not just for mashed potatoes.

These are good ones! I know there is plenty more where that came from. What words do you use instead of swearing?