Tired of technology? Try Nick Offerman's solid oak emojis! They're a more old-fashioned, more personal, more American mode of communication.

As he mentioned, you probably know Nick Offerman from his role on NBC's 'Parks & Recreation'. He also owns his own wood crafting business and he's made up some solid oak emojis!

Before I go on, I must admit that Nick Offerman (and his mustache) is my leader. I love everything he does and I could probably spend all day laughing while I watch clips of him on YouTube. He's also done video's like this in the past for Conan and I believe Jimmy Kimmel too. Basically what I'm trying to say is that most of what he does is comedy gold.

My favorite set of emojis from the video is "I love you but I'm sad that the cat pooped". I'm still laughing. So, are you going to cough up $24.99 $29.99 (per emoji) and send some some flirtatious emojis to your spouse? I am.