Everyone is scared of AI. "It's coming to take our jobs!" It's not. It won't. AI can be fun if you know how to use it. It can also make your job easier depending on how you use it.

We occasionally like to play with AI to see what it spits out. Most of the time it's just gibberish. AI doesn't actually know anything, it's just pulling in a bunch of info from websites and what's been programmed into it. It learns from that data, but only if you continue to teach it.

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So, we asked AI to act like a comedian and roast the people from Grand Junction, Colo. From its answers, you'll see it's just putting a bunch of garbage together.

Obviously, It Knows Grand Junction's Location

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We've heard people say we're "almost Utah" so this makes sense. Just don't tell the natives that.

Who wouldn't want to be directly between two of the West's greatest cities?

Grand Junction Does Have Four Seasons, Sorta

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You know the saying, in Colorado, you'll get all four seasons in one day. We love it. Just wait five minutes and it'll change.

The summers are hot. But fall and spring bring the best temperatures, even if it rains a bit. Winter? We only have to deal with that for a couple of months.

I Mean, It's Gotta Point

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Everyone dresses like they're ready for their next adventure ... to the grocery store. It's true. It's also comfy.

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You'll also see more mountain bikes on a vehicle than on the biking trails. Gotta get that bike there somehow.

OK, We're Getting Personal Now

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You're darn right, AI. Floating the river is a great way to cool off when it's 100+ degrees outside.

However, don't mess with the cowboy style. Someone will get out of their jacked-up Ford and give you an earful.

Ouch, This One Hurts

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Guilty! How else will someone know that I've driven through the Monument or stopped roadside on the Mesa?

Yea, Um ... That's How Grand Junction Got Its Start

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This is exactly how Grand Junction became a town. Someone was traveling through and said, "Yep, I've gone far enough. This looks like a great place to stop."

Remember, this is a dumb computer trying to be funny. Machines don't have feelings ... yet.

Grand Junction, Colorado Is Fed Up With People Who Do These 20 Things

Maybe it's the mid-summer heat, but we noticed more Western Coloradans just seem to need to vent about a few things this week. We're happy to help by giving you the chance to blow off some steam. Keep going to see what's on people's nerves this week in Western Colorado. You may find someone is mentioning something you are fed up with as well.

Gallery Credit: Wesley Adams

20 Restaurants That Deserve To Be Most Famous in Grand Junction

There are famous restaurants, and then there are restaurants that SHOULD be famous but aren't yet. What are your favorite restaurants in Grand Junction that should be famous? Is it a restaurant from days gone by, or one waiting to impress us right now? Open our station app to tell us your favorite restaurant so we can add it to the list below.

Gallery Credit: Wesley Adams

20 Grand Junction Eyesores That Annoy Us The Most

Eyesores around town can range from potholes in the roads to rundown buildings that have remained vacant year after year. Can you think of an eyesore in Fruita or Grand Junction you wish we could get rid of? Open our station app to add your eyesore to the list.