How Many Nicknames Does Your Pet Have?

I was chatting with a coworker today about nicknames for her "bus" that she recently purchased, I offered up a couple of what I thought were amusing nicknames which then morphed on into a new discussion -- Nicknames for your pets! I have a ton of nicknames for my pets.

I have two Golden Retrievers who go by the names of Shadow and Murray. I rarely call them by their real names though, they've become use to hearing their nicknames.

Woobs, Barf, Funk Master Fluffy, Barf-tacimus Prime are but a few of the names my dogs have learned to accept.

I can't be the only one, right!?

What ridiculous names do you have for your pets? Are you like me and have a rotating list that confuse your dog as well as anyone who might overhear you?