Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.
Furious Biker Refuses to Surrender His Towed Motorcycle
Talk about separation anxiety.
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero
This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.
Grandma Burns Grandson With Hilariously Offensive Birthday Card
Subconsciously, this grandmother has a pretty filthy mind.
Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.
BMW Slides Into Ditch. Then the Real Disaster Unfolds.
There's no substitute for an actual tow truck.
Foul-Mouthed Amazon Echo Suggests All Kinds of Porn — To a Toddler [NSFW]
It's possible Alexa has a case of Tourette's.
Meet the Beer Snob Who Won’t Stop Bothering You
You want to drink beer. You do not want to drink in the knowledge of beer this guy has.
Missing ID Gets Perfect Use From Grateful Underage Person Who Found It
This woman made some great use out of a fake ID that was all too real.