Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Taylor Swift Spends Her 23rd Birthday With Harry Styles
After Taylor Swift and Harry Styles performed at Z100's Jingle Ball last week, the two jetted off to London on her private jet, leaving his One Direction bandmates a little peeved, but surely leaving Ms. Swift happy to have some quality time with her man.
Are Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Canceling Their Wedding?
In the name of all that is blasphemous! When will people stop talking smack about our Queen Britney Spears? It isn't nice, guys!
Nicole Westbrook’s ‘It’s Thanksgiving’ Is The New Rebecca Black ‘Friday’
In 2011, Patrice Wilson and his Ark Music Factory gave us 'Friday' by Rebecca Black -- a song we're still desperately trying to bury somewhere -- and in 2012, Wilson's back to give us another... treat... in the form of Nicole Westbrook's heavily auto-tuned track 'It's Thanksgiving.'
Zayn Malik’s Girlfriend Perrie Edwards Can’t Get Enough of His Tattoos
Now that One Direction have experienced a bit of fame, they're taking their hard earned cash and spending it ever so wisely on tattoos, because that's what real rockstars do!
Go Behind the Scenes of Pink’s ‘Try’ Video
As if you didn't already know that Pink is bad, the behind the scenes look at her video for 'Try' just confirms our thoughts on the singer.
Eva Longoria Dumps Mark Sanchez
Looks like one of Hollywood's most notorious cougars has cast aside another cub: Actress Eva Longoria, 37, and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, 25, are kaput.
‘The Voice’ Recap: The Final Night of Battle Rounds
We've finally made it! Treat yourselves to an early piece of Halloween candy 'Voice' fans, because tonight marks the last night of the battle rounds, and it's been quite the journey. We love the show, truly, but this season seems to be going on for-ev-er...
So Donald Trump Is Giving Relationship Advice to Robert Pattinson Now
Between his never-ending bloviating and his categorically awful weave, Donald Trump may well hold the record for eliciting the most simultaneous eye rolls from the general public. And no one is safe from his asinine opinions -- not the President, not the Royal Family, and certainly not Robert Pattinson.
Jay-Z + Beyonce Lose ‘Blue Ivy’ Trademark Battle
Uh oh, it looks like Jay-Z and Beyonce, basically America's answer to royalty, can't always get what they want!
After the birth of their daughter Blue Ivy way back in January -- my how time flies -- the new parents immediately decided to try and trademark their newborn's name, most likely to prevent businesses from using the retail friendly moniker.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Get Cozy at Her Costume-Themed Birthday Party
It looks as though Katy Perry and John Mayer are still very much on!
The on-again, off-again couple were most recently spotted together at Perry's birthday bash at The Magic Castle in Los Angeles, and leave it to Perry to get into the Halloween spirt and require her guests to wear costumes. Sounds like her public persona might be mixing slightly with her personal life.