Scary Movie 5

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny. Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from thi

Usually we picture crap coming out of Lindsay Lohan's mouth and not necessarily anywhere else. Because everyone knows girls don't poop, duh. But we were forced to ponder such unpleasantness after a report surfaced accusing her of stopping up every single toilet on the set of 'Scary Movie 5' -- something that, according to her, was totally not her fault. Then again, what is?