Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has once again shown her priorities are in serious need of a realignment -- as her Monday morning date with a Los Angeles judge loomed, she bailed on two flights from New York this weekend then spent Sunday night in a panic trying to arrange transportation.

Lindsay Lohan wasn't too pleased with Justin Bieber's Instagram rant, in which he poked fun at her tax problems. She also is assuming he hasn't hit puberty yet.

Looks like that heart-to-heart with Will Smith was all for naught, because Justin Bieber has taken to Instagram once again with some controversial words. Specifically that he's not going into rehab (nor does he deserve to be in rehab), that he's seen the entire world and that he's not a financial failure like Lindsay Lohan.

Because Lindsay Lohan's life has come to this, she's not just making cameos in films like 'Scary Movie 5' -- she's also appearing in something called 'InAPPropriate Comedy,' which inexplicably stars Oscar winner Adrien Brody and was directed by Vince Offer. Whom you may know better as the guy from the ShamWow commercials. Obviously, anyone is allowed to make movies these days. Even dudes in cheesy

While Lindsay Lohan has shown in the past she has no qualms about using Charlie Sheen for a payday when she needs quick cash, apparently she doesn't like it he teams up with the paparazzi to talk about her.

So much for "a million percent false." Lindsay Lohan may be pathetic, but she wasn't following the Wanted's tour bus around at the tail end of 2012 and meeting Max George's parents for nuttin'. The singer confirmed that he did hook up with the former actress. He and his groupmates also shared that they want to work with Taylor Swift. Now that'd really fan the flames of their "beef&q

It looks like the Wanted's Max George is taking his relationship with Lindsay Lohan to the next level. The singer has reportedly introduced his leading lady to his parents.

Lindsay Lohan has garnered her fair share of media attention based on her propensity for getting herself in repeated legal trouble and some allegedly sticky fingers, but while all these things keep her in the public eye, they also ultimately keep her out of work. And a new profile of the actress shed a whole lot of light on how bad the problem really is.

Lindsay Lohan can no longer afford to pay the rent on her home and has since been evicted (or she's just relocating to New York, as her rep would have us believe) -- and you can profit from her misfortune. Of course by "profit" we mean "live in a house that reeks of lost opportunity and flop sweat."

Unless she's forcibly thrown into rehab, Lindsay Lohan probably won't send herself there again voluntarily. Especially when people keep believing that she's too broke to pay for it. That's where the loud-mouthed rehab superhero known by his civilian name Michael Lohan comes in to save the day.