The most expensive house currently on the market in Palisade would look really nice under your Christmas tree. I haven't a clue how you're going to get it down the chimney or fit it under the tree. Regardless, you could really brighten someone's holiday with this beauty.
How about relocating to the serenity of Loma, Colorado? Do you enjoy a little acreage to go along with your dwelling? The most expensive property in town is up for sale, and it has your name written all over it.