Demi Moore

They say you can’t keep a good woman down, and -- most likely because her antidepressants are really working -- Demi Moore is making that platitude the story of her social life after her trip to Miami last week. All this despite reports indicating she's been sent packing by her latest much-younger conquest. Because she's too childish for even guys half her age now.

We're not sure if this is more humane or more pathetic. Demi Moore didn't just pop that in front of a visibly embarrassed Lenny Kravitz on Wednesday (Dec. 5). She also hung out with a kitten. At a restaurant. Wait, what?

Demi Moore got frisky at a Chanel beach party on Wednesday, chugging back Red Bull, hogging all the attention with her dance moves and just generally acting like a drunken college girl at a kegger -- all while her celebrity pals watched in amusement. Or horror. Still up in the air on that one.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned -- and even pretty MILFs like Demi Moore are no exception to the rule. A lot of people were surprised when it became clear that Moore's soon-to-be-ex-husband Ashton Kutcher is swapping spit with former 'That '70s Show' co-star Mila Kunis, but -- horny guys of various persuasions aside -- no one took the news quite as hard as Demi.