How Well Do Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Work? Mr. Gray Needs to Know

Well ladies -- since Roxi decided to out me on air, I figured you'd like to hear a lil more from me. I'm sure we'll all run into one another at some point in this small-big city!

And if you do, don't be surprised if my cynical personality tries one of these pick-up lines on you.

I think of myself as a comic, but my humor is dry and normally only funny to me. Oh well, if you can't laugh at yourself, someone else will laugh at you.

Here are a few pick-up lines that I may try on a few of the lovely ladies around the Grand Valley, if you see someone walking through the bar with hand marks all over his face -- stop and introduce yourself to me!

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

OK! Those are pretty cheesy and this picture is the reaction I get most of the time. I will leave you with this one that I think this would really work ...

Be unique and different, say yes.