Best Places to Get Punched in the Face in Grand Junction
Here are a few places around Grand Junction for a five finger sandwich, a good ole punch in the face. (Please don’t go punching people in the face at these places.)
Whether you want a punch to the face or want to give a punch, you’ve got some options.
Shopping During Black Friday
Thanksgiving is right around the corner, which means so is the craziness of Black Friday. Any store on Black Friday will do for a punch in the face, especially if you take the last of anything.
Taking a Karate or Boxing Class
This is a great way to disguise your punch. “Oops, I was just practicing,” could be a valid excuse. Watch out though, your chances of getting punched have exponentially increased.
Any Bar in Town
You’ve got some selection when it comes to which bar to do some punching. Seems like alcohol really brings out the aggression in people — perfect for you.
Although it does seem wrong that this kind of thing would happen at a park, it’s just the truth. Seems like lots of sketchiness happens around the parks in Grand Junction.
Children’s Little League Game
Something about sports plus kids makes for some very angry parents. Take notes from a t-ball game in Cortez where ten people were charged with disturbing faces with punches.