Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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15 Signs Your Pet Is an Introvert
You think you know your pet, but do you *know* your pet? Would you, for example, say your guinea pig is a Betty or a Veronica? What's your iguana's opinion on repealing the Glass-Steagall Act? Most importantly, DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR FERRET'S MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY TYPE????!! Is your pet ... an INTROVERT?
Massive Sinkhole Swallows a Whole Mess of Trees in a Couple of Seconds
Nothing will make you appreciate the power of nature quite like watching a dozen cypress trees being sucked underwater in the blink of an eye by a sinkhole.
Huge Dog Plays Dead to Avoid Bath Time, Hilarity Ensues
This dog really, really does not want to take a bath, and will do almost anything to get out of it, including laying there like a big lump of lifeless dog. We've never seen such a strong desire to NOT take a bath.
Video Proves Indignant Sheep Will Protest Anything
This video of a bunch of angry sheep protesting, well, something has led us to a few questions.
15 Scientifically Proven Ways to Instantly Make Yourself Happy
That's right it's been scientifically* proven that looking at these GIFs will instantly make you happy. Sometimes all you need to feel better is a baby penguin in a hat or a wink from Gene Wilder -- that is a scientific* fact. We thought we'd put a whole bunch together to brighten your day. Science* ... we love it!
Overly Excited Bird Is the Greatest Thing Ever
The pitter-patter of crazy Koolaid the bird's feet makes while he runs after his ball in this video is probably the greatest sound ever. Sorry, Beethoven -- yer DONE!
Watch Two Stuntwomen Reenact the Chicken Fight From ‘Family Guy’
With enough money, you can pay two famous stuntwomen to reenact the epic chicken fight scene from 'Family Guy.' That's what happened here.
‘Breaking Bad’ Album Covers We’d Love to See
Yesterday, #BreakingBadBands took over Twitter for a while, and we got inspired. Unlike those awful times when #SavingItforBieber or whatever takes control, people were coming up with some genuinely awesome stuff. We decided we couldn't just let these ideas drift away, so we took some of our favorite 'Breaking Bad' bands, and made covers for the albums. Check 'em out!
‘This Charming Charlie’ Proves ‘Peanuts’ and The Smiths Are a Perfect Match
The new Tumblr This Charming Charlie takes old Peanuts strips and replaces the dialogue with scraps of lyrics by The Smiths. It's pretty much perfect.
Skateboarding Dog Is Better at Skateboarding Than Most Humans
Dash the skateboarding dog is probably better at skateboarding than most humans. He's certainly better than we are.