Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Britney Spears ‘Gimme More (Femme Fatale Remix)’ Surfaces
What does it say about us that we're kind of happy Britney Spears can now focus solely on her new music (and upcoming release!!!) instead of planning a wedding?
Britney Spears Was the Last to Know About Split From Jason Trawick
While we're still reeling from the split between our girl Britney Spears and her former fiance Jason Trawick, new information has surfaced regarding the duo's decision to part ways.
Did Harry Styles Dump Taylor Swift Because She Wouldn’t Put Out?
Oh lawd have mercy. Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles broke up a hot minute ago, and already the web is flooded with reasons and rumors as to why the couple of just a few months have called it quits.
Nelly Furtado Celebrates Day of the Dead in ‘Waiting for the Night’ Video
Nelly Furtado just released a dramatic black-and-white music video from 'Waiting for the Night' -- the fourth single off her latest album 'The Spirit Indestructible.'
Adam Levine to Make His ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosting Debut in January
While we are kind of bummed the holiday celebrations are officially over (womp, womp), we now have a reason to continue celebrating the new year!
Is Britney Spears Going to Bollywood?
Britney Spears has proven she can attempt to do it all: sing, act (remember 'Crossroads'?), and judge on 'X Factor.' But now it appears as if she's about to tackle Bollywood. But is it true?
‘X Factor’ Finalists to Sign With Sony
It looks as though multiple 'X Factor' contestants are walking away winners after all!
Country star Tate Stevens may have beaten out fan favorite Carly Rose Sonenclar as the second season winner of the FOX show, but Sonenclar, third-place finalists Fifth Harmony, and the all-male group Emblem3 are reportedly set to ink record deals with Sony Music as well!
Taylor Swift to Spend $80,000 on Harry Styles’ Christmas Gift
Like any girl in love, Taylor Swift plans on spoiling her man for Christmas. The difference is, the 23-year-old is taking it to a whole other level when it comes to her One Direction beau Harry Styles.
Kelly Clarkson Is Engaged!
Huge congratulations to a one Miss Kelly Clarkson are in order! The 'American Idol' winner announced that she is now engaged!
Katy Perry + John Mayer Take His Dad Out for Broadway Dinner Date
Katy Perry and John Mayer really are dating, you guys! The couple were spotted out with Mayer's father, Richard, in N.Y.C. Wednesday night (Dec. 12), as they headed to dinner and the newest show on Broadway, 'A Christmas Story.' Yes, there's a broadway version of one of our favorite holiday movies, but we digress.