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The Truth Be Known
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Amazing “True Facts” About...
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- I wrote a movie with Steve Guttenberg
- I broke up with a girlfriend on National Television
- I pulled a six-foot nylon string out of my cat’s butt
- I have no cavities (in my teeth)
- I was a stand-in for James Spader in a movie
- I am 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon
- I sold a piece of art (I made) for $50
- I belly bumped my nemesis Ryan Seacrest
- I went to the doctor with Buddy Hackett and he made me feel his thigh
- Rodney Dangerfield sat in front of me with his pants down by his ankles
- I did a one-man show entitled - Who needs therapy when I have you
- I wrote a book on memory improvement
- I wrote a movie for Carrot Top
- I was a karaoke host
- I worked in an office next to Christina Ricci
- I go fired at Busch Gardens because I was making the kids cry
- I ate a big bag of dried apples and pooped in my pants in the car on the way to work
- I ticked off Robert Blake a few weeks before the murder of his wife
- As a waiter, I served Roger Daltry, Curly Neal and Anthony Newley
- My first concert was Gloria Gaynor and the Village People
- I opened for Kenny G as a comic
- I won a $2000 honeymoon with my first wife
- My cat’s nickname is Stinky Doo
- Growing up, we had a dog named Candy Korn
- I was a convict in a Peter Falk Movie
- I played a cop on Miami Vice
- I was a walk-on kicker for the University of Florida Football Team
- My high score in bowling is 257
- My first divorce was signed by Judge Larry Seidlin, he’s the crazy judge guy from the Anna Nicole Smith case
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- I trained to drive cars with the police department
- I fell at Rock Jam (don’t remember when or how) and chipped a bone in my thumb – I’ll need surgery
- I taught aerobics, step aerobics and water aerobics
- My house almost burned down
- I twirled a wooden rifle on Main Street with my High School Drill Team
- I had dinner with the country band “Smokin Armadillos”
- I interviewed and hung out with “Styx”
- I once farted in front of my daughter’s boyfriend and blamed it on the “fireworks”
- I fell down a flight of stairs in front of an auditorium full of people
- I bit my dentist and made him bleed during my first cavity filling (high on laughing gas…right)
- I once took a clogging class
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